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December 2011

73 posts

My boyfriend’s mom is in town for new years, and he wants me to come over for dinner. I’m freaking out. I am not mentally, nor physically ready to brace the Korean mother…who still thinks we’re both straight. fml

Anonymous asked: Who do you think has the biggest dick in Bigbang?

Anonymous asked: Hii! I love your tumblr and I think you're amazing:) btw you and your boyfriend are a really cute couple!! Well I have this guy that I like and I was wondering if you could give me advice on how to confess?( I'm a guy btw)

A boy can dream [ a look back on 2011].

I don’t know what has gotten into me in the latter portion of 2011, but now, I have little to no interest for young Asian guys insofar as seeing them as my ideal type. I have acquired a taste for Asian Men. I like older men (the 17-year old me would not approve of this message). I have developed this need (i have many needs lmao) for protection, safety and comfort, and I believe that only a...

Anonymous asked: How was the Christmas dinner with your boyfriend? Hope you guys had a great time! ^^

Anonymous asked: (I don't like how I can't use Enter to space things out here) Hey! What's up? So I only recently stumbled across your tumblr (and I am reading a lot more now than I used to >_0) by Googling "Nichkhun has big nipples" ('cause I think he definitely does :P). So my (multi-parts) question to you is: How do you think each of the following would react if he were to...

Anonymous asked: i was pleasantly surprised that dongjun is number one on your KPOPXXX Naughty List; he is definitely hot & makes me wanna touch myself. But I was surprised (& rather bummed) that Seungri didn't get in. How come?

KPOPXXX'S NAUGHTY LIST 2011

Dongjun: This 19-year-old boy, alone, has made his mark in the kpop industry and has proven that he is a force to be reckoned with. He is the youngest member in his group, and one of the youngest idols in the industry, yet he has accomplished many things that other idols have failed to do. He is now, officially, the fastest runner in the Kpop world, beating out legendary, older idols like...

KPOPXXX'S NAUGHTY LIST 2011

Nichkhun: His very apparent cock has been flopping all around tumblr. We all knew that he has a banging body (I mean they don’t just let anybody grace the cover of the Men’s Health magazine), but to be honest, I was not expecting him to bare a cock of such grandeur. Either this man does not wear underwear, or he purposely wears boxer briefs that are too big for his own good. His penis seems to...

Anonymous asked: Does your boyfriend shave or wax? Do you like guys that are hairy or completely hairless?

KPOPXXX'S NAUGHTY LIST 2011

4minute’s manager: For popping out of nowhere, and making boners pop up out of nowhere, Mister manager here has made it on the list. What I like best about him is that he looks like he could be just another blogger on tumblr. He is the epitome of the boy next door. No make up, no fancy clothing, yet he still looks like a prince. He also looks white, which (I have said this before I believe) means...

KPOPXXX'S NAUGHTY LIST 2011

Infinite: Yup, the entire group is on my naughty list. When Infinite came out with their debut song (I believe it was called “Come back to me”), I was blown away just by the teaser. The chorus to that song (and the chorus to all their songs that followed it) are so creative and innovative. AND don’t even get me started with their dancing. They are so in synced…. And here I thought SNSD were...

The Boyfriend FAQ

Did you guys do it yet? How was it? (lol the last person to ask me this question “accidentally” forgot to anon himself…i thought it was cute) Let’s just say, I haven’t masturbated since the beginning of this month because I’ve moved on to bigger and better things. LOL. We worked out at his condo’s public gym and then used the hot tub that no one ever used,...

Some valuable information that you should remember...

If your significant other is abusive towards you, leave him or her. Don’t go back, ever. The biggest mistake you can make is think that you can change someone’s personality. If someone is abusive by nature, you can’t change that person, they will always be abusive. There has been ample amount of research done and data collected to prove so. Basically, that whole “love the...

KPOPXXX'S NAUGHTY LIST 2011

Taecyeon/ Calvin Klien: First things first, Yes, I am putting Taecyeon alongside an underwear brand on my list. This man has given a whole new meaning to Calvin Klein briefs. No other male idol can rock them like him. His anaconda was made for high class under garments. All the rookie boy bands are now having Calvin Klein photoshoots, but to be honest, after you’ve seen the best (aka Taec’s...

Anonymous asked: Did you and your boyfriend break up? You don't talk about him anymore. Sorry, if this sounds rude.

"Remember that time when I saved you from drowning...

…and after that, the bitch still rejected his love. /sigh. One of my favorite quotes from a drama. I cried like a baby.

KPOPXXX'S NAUGHTY LIST 2011

^ doesn’t he just look like the perfect boyfriend? Jay Park: Sometimes i get bored with Kpop because to be honest, everyone in the Korean music industry, to an extent, is made to look the same: perfect skin, extra flamboyant, pounds of make up, functioning under a contract telling them what to do and how to do it. AND THEN i am reminded that there are singers like Jay Park in the world....

KPOPXXX'S NAUGHTY LIST 2011

Taeyang: He claims that he needs a girl, when obviously what he really needs is a new hair style. I’m pretty sure the “taeyang hair” has been added to all the hair school curriculum, for it has become the most popular hairstyle among Asian guys on planet earth. Ask a white-washed bitch what she knows about kpop and I bet you all my semen that she’ll say Taeyang. This...

Someone needs to make a gif of Eunhyuk and Donghae...

I swear Super Junior knows exactly what gay fanboys and perverted fangirls like, and they have been using Eunhyuk and Donghae to abuse that power since 2005

KPOPXXX'S NAUGHTY LIST 2011

Kikwang: Obviously he had to make it on the list. He has become a regular on this blog. Every part of this man’s body bulges out in all the right ways. With the perfect proportion of muscle and fat, this guys has been taking the perverted kpop tumblr world by storm. His bulky tits makes me question my sexuality sometimes…they’re so perfectly round and bubbly. Those very...

Anonymous asked: What are you getting your bf for Christmas?

Anonymous asked: who are some kpop idols that you think are gay? there have got to me some girls/guys who are having a good time with their groupmates...