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I am going to attempt to answer this very touchy question once and for all. Note that this is my opinion. Please check your emotions at the door before you read any further.

Unless you’ve been living under Justin Bieber’s fringe, you’re probably aware of the k-pop craze that has taken the world by storm. Even more so, you would probably agree with me when I say that Korean males are distinguishingly sexy and could very well take over the world (and in part, they already have). For those of you who think that I’m making a bold generalization, I invite you to spend 30 minutes just lurking around tumblr, making a mental list of the commonalities you find between different blogs. Now, on that mental list, I anticipate, amidst all the reblogs of penises and landscape photographs ruined by corny quotes, that there would be pictures of Asian guys with faux-hawks, wearing wife beaters, biting their lower lips; this is not because all Asian guys look the same, this is because of Korea. I invite you then to further type into the search bar, “Taeyang.” And on that note, case closed.

Korean guys are different from other Asian guys; there are no questions about it. But what is it that makes them so distinguishingly sexy? Why Koreans? What’s so special about them? This post aims to provide an (very subjective) answer to those questions.

Excuse me while I slightly contradict everything that I said in the first paragraph: the fact of the matter is, looks/appearances have very little to do with what makes a Korean guy more attractive than any other guy. It’s the personality believe it or not. I find that Korean guys don’t act cool, they just are. They don’t attempt to be attractive, they just are. They aren’t trying to be fashionable; it’s just in their blood. Now hold on to your menstruation while I explain myself. I am not saying that they are born cool, I am saying that whatever it is that they are doing, it just looks so damn effortless and natural. If they feel shy, they are not going to try and act manly, they’re going to flaunt their shyness in all of its flamboyancy, and that, in turn, quite ironically, makes them seem more confident. While other guys sag their pants, Korean guys will not hesitate to put on that pair of skinny jeans and belt it just over their belly button. And when they want to, they will cross their legs. Their attitude, if it could be expressed in words, would mirror the following statement: “I am going to do what makes me happy. Everybody else can suck my dick.” Where other people would rush into assimilating with the American culture, Koreans are not in any rush. Where other guys are busy keeping up with the latest trends, Koreans will wear what they see fit. To put all this into context let me share with you a very short story: I was at the train station the other day and there were two very good looking Asian guys standing beside me. I could tell that one of them was Korean and the other one was not. That is because the Korean guy’s presence just exudes a sense of confidence that words cannot do justice to explain. The way they carry their man purse, their stance…everything about the Korean guy just seemed a lot more intriguing. With all that said, they are not assholes. Most of them are raised extremely well, and their work ethics are comparable to that of a robot. Their ambition…don’t even get me started on that.

What makes them physically more attractive, I think, is the fact that their faces have so much character in them. The Korean language alone is a very tonic and animated language; their faces match their language. They have a charm. They are not perfect (whoever said there is such thing as perfection anyways), but they are more alluring. It’s easy to assume that every Korean face looks the same (let me be the first to admit that I used to think that way), however, if you spend enough time with enough Koreans you will realize that each and every one of them have very distinct features. Whether it’s the extremely strong cheekbones, or the almost asleep eyes, or the pinch-me-now cheeks, Korean faces are marketable based on their charm. Their faces are like blank, clean canvases, and thus, make up artists love them and make up love being on them.

I know that I am not alone on these thoughts. Korean men have become the representative yardstick for all types of Asians to be compared to. If I could get a dollar for every time I overheard a person say, “He looks so hot…like a Korean actor,” I would have enough money to book a flight back to Korea.

Now, because I know that some of you are reading this on the edge of your chair, ready to send me death notes, let me say this: hot guys exist in every Asian culture. That is a fact. Chinese guys posses a charm of their own which Korean men lack. Where Korean men can seem intimidating, Chinese men come off as more inviting and warm. Filipino guys, if you ask me, can pull off the whole bad boy look the best, and some of them can look Latino and that’s a recipe for a boner. Laos and Thai guys are exotic by nature…Mario Maurer anyone? Vietnamese guys are like chameleons, for they have the right features to look like any type of Asian they want. And you don’t even need to get me started on Japanese guys…Freaky Friday anyone? With all that out of the way, I am still convinced that Seungri, Yoo Ah In, and Kwon Sang Woo are the sexiest people to ever grace the grounds of this planet…all three of them are Korean…coincidence?

Disclaimer: I used to think that Korean guys were the least attractive of all Asian guys. Their small facial features and animated personality were off-putting to me. As you can see through this post, all that went out the window. What does this prove? This shows that taste is subjective. For all I know, in a few years from now, I might look back at this post and think, “wtf was I thinking?” and not be into men at all…ha..ha.

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